wordplay - Why is Bob a normal guy?

Here are 7 facts about Bob:

1. He has a shot of alcohol every morning.


2. He hasn't showered in weeks.


3. He has a full head of hair, but doesn't use a comb.



4. He regularly wraps a noose around his neck.


5. He has a drug once or twice a day, but not for medicinal purposes.


6. He has poor vision, but doesn't wear glasses.


7. His favourite beverage contains 7 teaspoons of sugar.

Can you reinterpret each fact to make Bob sound like a pretty normal guy?

Note that there are multiple possibilities, but one of each will do.

Answer

Something like this?

He has a shot of alcohol every morning.

He uses mouthwash every morning.

He hasn't showered in weeks.

He takes a bath every day.

He has a full head of hair, but doesn't use a comb.

He always brushes his hair.

He regularly wraps a noose around his neck.

He wears a tie to work.

He has a drug once or twice a day, but not for medicinal purposes.

He has a glass or two of wine at dinner.

He has poor vision, but doesn't wear glasses.

He wears contact lenses.

His favourite beverage contains 7 teaspoons of sugar.

He likes to drink Coca-Cola (which has 7tsp of sugar in a 330ml can).