enigmatic puzzle - Five-Minute Comics: Part 1

_{Part of the Fortnightly Topic Challenge #35: Restricted Title 1}

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Puzzles made in 5 minutes or less.

brought to you by having like an hour, but too committed to break my streak now

Answer

These are all clues with the subscripts enumerating the answers:
-- / -- BE
C / O / AC
A / BED / D
There are two of each letter, A-E. Read these as flag semaphore to get MERGE.

The three categories are "words that can come before BOARD", "words that can come before CRAFT" , and "words that can come before TEXT". The middle word is HOVER.

This is a cryptic clue: "Trump supporter, debatably" is PUTIN, and switching sides makes that into INPUT (with definition "gave advice to").

The shapes of these objects are letters spelling out MOUSE.

This is a rebus: MINER + VENTS - NERVE = MINTS.

A LARGE INTESTINE is a "colon", and an ERA is a "period" (the bottom half of a colon, as in punctuation marks). The second part is a "semicolon" since it's half of the clue for colon, so the corresponding word is COMMA.

Each puzzle has five numbers below it. Match each five-letter answer to five numbers, then read off the numbers in order from 1 to 30 to get "UMMM SOME CREATIVE PUN OR SOMETHING".