wordplay - I make billions (#5)

I make bullions balloons billions (#5)

Main clues:

• These statues are wonderful! I'm going to invest in the sculptor.


• Move faster! I need to finish the 18th hole and return this golf club before noon.

Additional clues related to clue #2, sorted by importance:

• Our band's music is testosterone fueled. We will be more iconic than Nirvana!


• I'm trying to move faster but I need to do it in a smart way.


• Keep your head down! Our enemy relishes the chance to take a pot shot at us.


• When I put on my wizard hat, my clothes make me look disheveled and tired.



• I'm not joking! You'd better not get in my way.


• I love the sound of making money.


• The last time I watched the Winter Olympics was over 20 years ago.

Seven more clues related to clue #2:

• Oops I broke your sword in two. I have some posters of what it used to look like.


• As a person who baits sharks, I can tell you that sharks love cough drops for some reason.


• Before sonar was invented, we would get trapped in tight crevices in our submarine. We would have to push obstacles out of the way to escape.


• Did you know banshees can kill a person with their voice? Better avoid their greetings.



• My archaeological dig found dental twine made of otter pelts, and a drinking mug made of a skull.


• My son has a passion for books. I bought him a reading system that he got hooked on when he was young.


• I love eating whole chickens. I have a gizzard phobia though.

Who / what am I?

Hunt Hint:

Each clue can be shelved solved on its own. Solving any one clue can lead to the final answer. After getting the final answer, solving the rust rest of the clues should be macho much easier.

Hint 2:

I recommend trying to solve clue #2. In my opinion, it is the easiest of the clues and will unlock all the other clues when you figure it out. In the meantime I added some italics to all the clues to make them easier to solve.

Hint 3:

Clue #1 is not like the others. Do that one last. I modified clue #2 and added italics to it. I also added 8 more clues and grouped them into 3 groups. It's only a matter of time before someone gets it now. The final answer should be a person who is known for clue #1 and clue #2. But I'm expecting a correct answer to solve each other clue as well.

_{Previous puzzles in this series: #1 #2 #3 #4}

Answer

I think I've cracked it... I believe the answer is:

JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series

Since:

All of the clues from #2 onwards point towards words which sound like misspellings of character names and book titles in the Harry Potter series.

In particular, clue #2 "Move faster! I need to finish the 18th hole and return this golf club before noon." gives us:

HURRY and PUTTER --> HARRY POTTER

Other clues resolve as follows:

3. Our band's music is testosterone fueled. We will be more iconic than Nirvana! = HORMONE and GRUNGIER --> HERMIONE GRANGER
4. I'm trying to move faster but I need to do it in a smart way. = RUN and WISELY --> RON WEASLEY
5. Keep your head down! Our enemy relishes the chance to take a pot shot at us. = SAVOURS and SNIPE --> SEVERUS SNAPE
6. When I put on my wizard hat, my clothes make me look disheveled and tired. = ROBES and HAGGARD --> RUBEUS HAGRID
7. I'm not joking! You'd better not get in my way. = SERIOUS and BLOCK --> SIRIUS BLACK
8. I love the sound of making money. = CHER-CHING --> CHO CHANG

9. The last time I watched the Winter Olympics was over 20 years ago. = NAGANO --> NAGINI

Section 3:

('Harry Potter and the...' book titles):
10. Oops I broke your sword in two. I have some posters of what it used to look like. = HALF-BLADE and PRINTS --> HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
11. As a person who baits sharks, I can tell you that sharks love cough drops for some reason. = CHUMMER and SUCRETS --> CHAMBER OF SECRETS
12. Before sonar was invented, we would get trapped in tight crevices in our submarine. We would have to push obstacles out of the way to escape. = PRE-SONAR and SOKOBAN (look it up!) --> PRISONER OF AZKABAN
13. Did you know banshees can kill a person with their voice? Better avoid their greetings. = DEADLY and HELLO'S --> DEATHLY HALLOWS
14. My archaeological dig found dental twine made of otter pelts, and a drinking mug made of a skull. = FLOSS OF FUR and STEIN --> PHILOSOPHER'S STONE

15. My son has a passion for books. I bought him a reading system that he got hooked on when he was young. = ARDOUR and PHONICS --> ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
16. I love eating whole chickens. I have a gizzard phobia though. = GIBLET and FEAR --> GOBLET OF FIRE

Returning to clue #1 (These statues are wonderful! I'm going to invest in the sculptor.), this gives:

BUSTS and FUND --> FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM. This is another of JK Rowling's series set in the Wizarding World.

This all fits with the theme since:

Rowling's Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts franchises have made billions from the sale of books and the accompanying movie series.