Friday, 18 July 2014

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Sine waves bound in rectangles shaped into prisms. Mass increases, position changes twice, and mass decreases. The prisms become rectangles and are either discarded or stored for later use. If that sounds exciting to you, you may have an exciting future in our field! We need as many able-bodied candidates as possible to help with our project starting ASAP!


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What are you being asked to do and how are they paying you?



Answer



I think that you're asking someone to



help you move.



Reasoning:


The prisms are



cardboard boxes.




The sine waves are the



cardboard's corrugation.



You move them twice: once from



the house to the truck, then back into the new house.



When you're done with




the boxes, you break them down



so they're rectangles again. You can store them for later or throw them out.


You will be paid for your help in



pizza and beer.



Gramineaeze refers to




Poaceae (aka Gramineae), the family of plants that includes the cereals used in the brewing of beer. Through drenching and allowing the cereals to ferment, magical beer is born!



The other item is



Pizza, a combination of: | cheese, a milk product that is acidified (soured) and whose proteins are made to coagulate | Sauce/meat/veg, biological life that has been eviscerated (a term whose dictionary definition means the removal of organs, but whose popular definition often refers to the ripping or cutting apart of a living entity in a very brutal or astonishing way). | Dough, a combination of flour (ground grains of the triticum family) and water.



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